How To Wear Jeans?

I found these two photos on the Internet a couple of months ago, and it would be really rude not to share them with you. :D

P.S. Totally random question. Would you guys be interested in a blog sale? I have some beauty products, handbags, accessories and clothes that I never wear even though they're completely fine, and I think it would be best to sell them, since the only thing they do is taking up my space...